mooseravenclaw:

jaclcfrost:

a good response to the question “how old are you?” is something along the lines of “dunno i stopped counting after the first few centuries”

and it needs to be said seriously without smiling or humor or as casually as possible and followed by “so anyway” and a subject change as if it’s completely normal

"I stopped counting a few decades ago. no. what’s the one with the zeros? millennia that’s it. human time keeping is so confusing."

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realniggaannouncements:

I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion  

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Since her death in 1979, the woman who discovered what the universe is made of has not so much as received a memorial plaque. Her newspaper obituaries do not mention her greatest discovery. […] Every high school student knows that Isaac Newton discovered gravity, that Charles Darwin discovered evolution, and that Albert Einstein discovered the relativity of time. But when it comes to the composition of our universe, the textbooks simply say that the most abundant atom in the universe is hydrogen. And no one ever wonders how we know.
—Jeremy Knowles, discussing the complete lack of recognition Cecilia Payne gets, even today, for her revolutionary discovery. (via alliterate)
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tanagami:

swarnpert:

straight boys wearing bras but calling them bruhs so they dont jeopardize their masculinity

what about battle ready armor

image

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kyomami:

pearswhy:

EASTER IS GONNA BE ON 420 BLAZE THE LORD

420 RAISE IT

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pilgrimkitty:

unbucaneve:

jenesaispourquoi:

professorsparklepants:

Why does everyone say “house-wife” or “house-husband” when “House-spouse” is not only gender neutral, but also RHYMES?

the prof asks the important questions.

Wait, spouse rhymes with house? I always pronounced it ‘spooze’ in my head /o\ WHY IS YOUR LANGUAGE SO WEIRD!!!

Because English beats up other languages in dark alleys, then rifles through their pockets for loose grammar and spare vocabulary.

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ugly:

wouldn’t it be cool if the person u wanted to be with also wanted to be with u 

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hartcondition:

yzma:

zeus….. IS the father
*hera throws chair and has to be restrained by security titans*

That’s it. That’s Greek mythology.

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The police department told BuzzFeed that it did not know if the incident would be classified as a hate crime, but said the investigation would continue for months.

quote from this article about a shooting at TWO jewish community centers TWO where the shooter said “HEIL HITLER” before killing jews

fuck you fuckyoufuck you fuckyoufuck you fuckyoufuck you fuckyoufuck you fuckyoufuck you fuckyoufuck you fuckyoufuck you fuckyoufuck you fuckyoufuck you fuckyoufuck you fuckyoufuck you fuckyoufuck you fuckyoufuck you fuckyoufuck you fuckyoufuck you fuckyoufuck you fuckyoufuck you fuckyoufuck you fuckyou

HOW CAN THIS NOT BE ANTISEMITISM OR A HATE CRIME IF HE WENT TO TWO DIFFERENT LOCATIONS TO KILL JEWS AND SAID HEIL HITLER ON THE NIGHT BEFORE PASSOVER ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME

(via theroguefeminist)

He was also a grand dragon in the KKK, founded something called the White Patriot Party, tried to run radio ads back in 2010 where he ranted publically about Jews, and literally wrote a book on racial purity. If he could have worn a flashing neon sign that stated “I hate Jews and am a humongous racist and an antisemite” he most likely would have.

(via dickensianwerewolf)

But yeah…let’s just hold out for some stronger evidence…

(via rococobutter)

Hey, I have a word for this that I believe is even more accurate than “hate crime” but I’m not hearing anyone throw around: Terrorism.

(via peakcapitolism)

Nononono. It can’t be terrorism because he’s white.

(via blardenfrazifonochip)

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